About this Comic

Sleep Deprivation Theatre, often abbreviated SDT, is a comic with no plot, no character development, no art, and no quality. I started it out of a desperate desire for something to do. I stopped it because I had something better to do. Then, I started it again because someone thought it was funny.

SDT updates on the rare occasion that Dan actually manages to think of something to draw. This will typically occur on Tuesday or Thursday. Share and enjoy!

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About this Strip

The moose is the logo of my home-based business. He's appearing here because it was easier than making a "Doctor" stick figure.

If you celebrate something this time of year, have fun with that. I don't, and I'll therefore be having more fun than you by virtue of the fact that I plan to continue doing my regular job. Since my regular job is more fun than a root canal, it is certainly more fun than celebrating a holiday with my family.

Script

SDT Presents: An Apology

Today's episode of Sleep Deprivation Theatre is written both about and for fat, old, bearded dudes.
Dude: What am I posing for again?
Adam: A very, very slow automatic focus.

We all know getting old sucks, and having extra weight in the midsection that just won't go away is no picnic either.
Dr. Moose: Well, the good news is, there's a new medication on the market that might help with your arthritis. The bad news is, I can't prescribe it until we've got your diabetes under better control.
Dude: Why are you a moose?
Dr. Moose: It's called a cameo.

Naturally, there is no problem that cannot be made worse by the hypocrisy of stupid people.
Rich Bitch, 11 months out of the year: Stay away from that creepy man with the beard. He's probably a pedophile.
But in December: LOOK HONEY! It's Santa Claus!

Adam: Therefore, we here at Sleep Deprivation Theatre would like to issue a formal apology on behalf of these idiots. Clearly, they're not about to apologize themselves.